A guide by Dylan Aiello

New year, who dis? January was the beta version, February is the official release. Say it with me, bestie: I don’t chase, I attract. Are you ready for your soft rebrand? This is our villain origin story, or redemption arc, or turning-point montage with a killer soundtrack, idk. Resolutions? Check. Manifestations? Check. The vision boards were basically collaging themselves. Let’s just hope that what we lack in self-awareness, we’ll make up for with pure luck. 2025, I’m giving “sipping green tea out of a slipper” energy, “post like no one’s watching” energy, with a hint of “wyd?” energy. There’s just something so fresh and barely legal about a new year – a blank canvas to slap your hopes on.

As always, we’re here for you. We’re here to support your new journey into fitness and health! An introduction to PUMPKettle by Dylan Aiello. There’s nothing sexier than a pumped brain and swollen triceps.