A diary from Tea, a very very cool girl.

Vegan girls are easy.

I start my book tour today in Bologna. The lighting in this hotel elevator keeps me humble.

Why is pillow princess derogatory?

Some man in the audience sent me this picture so I cancelled my Botox appointment. Photo by Alessandro Berselli.

I have nobody to send nudes to; luckily, I have NUDA!

My dog mogs Roma.

Waiting on room service.

Waiting on my backstage beer.

I’ve got the best groupies-one taught us a card game passed down by generations of Slavic tweens.”

“If I win, you’re taking me out-no collar!” Photo by Gigi Trabacchi.

She won. Photo by Gigi Trabacchi.