Hollywood Superstar Review is keeping art criticism hot and bitchy. So who better to tell us what’s hot and what’s not?

1. Everything they do

2. Shindo L’s The Pink Album (“International Geopolitics” ifykyk)

3. Pink Cocaine and Elgar

4. Artist-run higher education institute, The New Centre for Research and Practice

5. The difference between Pseudonymity and Anonymity

6. Conference calls with Nike

7. AI Voice filters for video conference calls

8. Seeing good-looking people we didn’t know existed (at Tramps bar)

9. Hajime Sorayama

10. Memes that are kind of old but not vintage yet (Saddam Hussein Hiding Spot)

11. Alternative PR methods

12. Overlap between Nathan Fielder episodes and the 2027 conceptual sculpture shown at Matthew Brown Gallery/ David Kordansky/ Reena Spaulings/ Lomex / Cabinet

13. Techno-Hippie-Slackers

14. Earnest Trustafarians

15. Ibid in music

16. Groupies

17. The Myth of Genius

1. The vomit smell in Tipsy Bar, Dalston

2. The sewer smell in the West End

3. Minimalist ‘diy’ graphic design

4. Thinking Manga references constitute ‘edgy’ art making

5. Saying, “sex sells” when you talk about the marketing of your event

6. Talking about how people have sex after meeting at your event, in Tatler

7. Tatler

8. Whoever is in charge of Texte Zur Kunst advertising

9. Pseudoacademic conference-retreats

10. The meat bins that cook in the sun in Ridley Road Market

11. Contraception

12. Spike

13. Pink Cocaine

14. Bethnal Green

15. Middle Class Graffiti

16. The empty promise of the mannequin’s visual appeal